OK, I'm dumping the astrology

This is my horoscope for today: not good:

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
While a conversationalist, much of what you say seems to lack substance. You have difficulty holding extended conversations but can move to one topic after another. This may be good in large gatherings.

Would a blog be considered a large gathering? Does it matter that i am paying for the horoscope feature. Hmmmm....